are we just going to ignore the fact that the king...
vanehwasreal: timelord-and-fishcustard: vanehwasreal: i mean what what the fuck gustav no stop it gustav please yOU MADE MY POST BETTER
andialpers: it actually pisses me off so much that there’s the whole WORLD out there, yet i’m just going to school every day and learning things that i am - for the most part - completely apathetic towards and i have so little motivation, yet I could be off finding wonderful things in foreign cities or climbing mountains or helping people or just wandering, and I feel like I’d learn so much more...
anakisa: this girl telling me not to eat my cake because i don’t want my thighs to touch they won’t be touching with your man between them
puppetcams: The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”
lestradis: thepatronsaintoflostcauses: snowspatrols: it sTARTED OUT AS A SHIP HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS IT WAS ONLY A SHIP IT WAS ONLY A SHIP i read this to the melody of call me maybe IT’S THE KILLERS YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
h3rmitsunited: belbet: kimjongthrilla: logicadinfinitum: so ijust realised something plastic donasours, right plastic is made of oil which comed from DINOSAIRS plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs i… science has definitely come too far how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times
doctor-wholock: timelessseaphire: ufuckinsnowglobe: There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’ but there is an ‘ood’ wat
fa-la-la-la-larry: Bless You Liam Payne
Brutus: And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 23 times.
fuckyouharrystyles: im 210% convinced that harry has a big penis
enterthetardis: walks into the club like wait there was homework?
jesuschristvevo: apocalypse ??? more like alpaca lips plump and juicy
fridafrag: pornstarch: when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it So accurate that it’s physically painful.
handcuffharry: I JUST WANTED TO KNOW THEIR NAMES I DIDN’T WANT TO DEDICATE MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE TO A BAND
beeeautiful-disasterrr: you know your childhood is over when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up on the couch
optimuspimp: foreveralone-lyguy: optimuspimp: what if when black people tanned they turned white i am so done omg
hyperbolequeen: my entire life is just me “winging it”
dysenterygay: omg in english i found out how to make word talk and it was dead silence and all of a sudden my computer was like anal
“your friend is hot” story of my life
burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse